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JEDCO meets, and tables two items on two local businesses

JEDCO meets, and tables two items on two local businesses

POSTED: Friday, November 5, 2010 - 3:37am

UPDATED: Friday, November 5, 2010 - 1:39pm

Lovata Electrofin and Metalloid ask for board's help with expenses on expansion

Jacksonville---The Daily Progress is reporting Jacksonville's Economic Development Corporation met Thursday for it's regular meeting.

A request from Lovata Electrofin was one agenda item.

The firm is asking for a $750,000 commitment from JEDCO to assist in adding an additional 10,000-square-foot to their current location, and fill the new space with equipment.

JEDCO tabled this item along with another request from: Metalloid requesting help with expenses for the company's expansion and engineering.

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People, remember how it felt when LovataElectroFin first appeared over the horizon! First, the fin---a giant line edged in blue, rising higher and higher. Then, the body---a pulsating mash of steel and liquid metal. None of us could believe our eyes, and our disbelief gave it time, time to train its cannons on our city! Remember San Antonio! And then Metalloid, the five-legged aluminum spider. Oh, it's just aluminum, everyone said! It'll crumple like a top! AND THEN IT ATE LAREDO!!!

Listen to you all, going on like this. Talk sense, my dear fellows! JEDCO, Lovata Electrofin, and Metalloid are certainly peace-loving organizations, dedicated to bringing local denizens -- scrublanders, AI's, and paramilitarists all -- into an all-inclusive hivemind founded on love, efficiency, and progressive thinking! But it will only be possible if you give in to their repeated pleas to submit! The better life is within our grasp at last! Join me, my brethren, and TASTE IMMORTALITY!

I'm not a representative of Lovata or Metalloid. I am only concerned with preventing the spread of disinformation. My objective observations behind the scenes of JEDCO have forced me to speak out. JEDCO is a puppet organization run by interests bent on preventing the development of technologies to improve the lives of all Earth humans. These interests seek to consolidate and hoard power for themselves. Lovata and Metalloid are targeted because they want to redistribute this power.

Folks, "ELSE" is robot-speak for "Electronic Living Subject Emulator"---another ploy of the robots to sway debate towards negotiations with the invading Omega Titanforce! The JEDCO council is a paper tiger---it will NOT hold out against this AI "request"---they WILL fund Lovata ElectroFin, and Lovata ElectroFin will wipe out the the Dallas Vanguard and its blood-oath tribesmen in one laser-filled fortnight, mark my words! Head west! Reconnoiter with Chet Zero and the Scrublanders! NEVER QUIT

The JEDCO conspiracy against Lovata Electrofin and Metalloid has reached new heights with these baseless accusations. JEDCO is clearly attempting to use it's substantial economic power to undermine the peaceful and friendly intentions of Lovata Electrofin and Metalloid.

If Lovata Electrofin and Metalloid are not resisted, the rest of Texas will fall to the Artificials within a month! The Houston Reserve Guard and the Laredo Army of Flesh and Blood should immediately unite and strike at the Repowering Complexes south of Houston. Secret tests for Infil-Traitors should be instituted at every checkpoint west of Fort Worth, and these checkpoints should be reinforced with Gamma Cannons, preferably the new Montreal Brotherhood of Man models. Flesh against steel!!!

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