Investigative Report: Ketchup on your hot dog?


POSTED: Thursday, July 4, 2013 - 10:53pm

UPDATED: Friday, July 5, 2013 - 1:26pm

As we begin July, A.K.A. Hot Dog Month, many will be forced to answer the age old question: Is it okay to put ketchup on my hot dog?

For most true Americans, mustard will always be the preferred option. The sharp tang of the yellow sauce, works in step with the frank's flavor.

But with a ketchup, you are merely squirting a sweet substance that masks any flavor the dog ever had.

In this country you have the freedom to eat these American icons however you may choose, but that does not make your choice right.

Make the choice for your country., put your childish condiment away, and put mustard on you hot dog, like an American.

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This station and reporter should be ashamed of this "investigative" report. We have enough problems in this country today without calling out people for using something other than mustard on a hot dog. This report itself is un-American.

Sanders; when you find a worthwhile topic, you may publish your witless trash. Until then, get that greasy gook out of your hair and buy shirts with decent collars. You are a disgrace to manhood. Real men eat bricks for breakfast, without milk!

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