The president wants more wi-fi at public schools.
How are they going to pay for it? Well, you can just call your pals at the FCC and have them tack on a $5 fee to all cell phones.
Voila! Problem solved.
A year ago at the Democratic Nationa Convention is heard this several times.
Bin Laden was dead and Al-Qaeda was on the run.
Since Bush was gone everyone would like us.
We even killed Bin Laden at his house.