Weird News 3/20/09

Time for Weird News...

Passing class is accepted, but passing gas could land in trouble like a Florida teen. The 15-year-old was suspended from riding the school bus after "making it hard to breathe." The teen denies it, but the bus driver wrote up the eighth grader anyway.

His father thinks the punishment stinks.

Here's a tip for the weekend, when making a beer run, don't forget to pay. Longview Police arrested 34-year-old Gerald Glenn Harris Junior for theft. He was trying to take off with a 30-pack of brew.

Police nabbed Harris after spotting him on the store's surveillance video.

One Michigan teen strips down to his birthday suit before robbing someone? Police say a woman spotted the naked teen and tried to call for help. That's when he pushed a woman and broke her phone.

By the way, the teen wasn't alone, he was walking a large white poodle during the assault.

A spider's web gets tangled thanks to a case of mistaken identity.
The spider found in a Tulsa grocery store may actually be harmless.
Experts thought it was the lethal Brazilian Wandering Spider.

Its bite can kill an adult in 25 minutes.

They're notorious for eating homework, but how about cash ? A North Carolina woman says her dogged munched on four-hundred dollars.
Through "biology" the woman was able to hose off about 60-bucks, the rest—not so much...

And that's it for Weird News.