Last March, when the people of America were drooling at the thought of winning a record $656 million Mega Millions jackpot, we poured an icy bucket of mathematical reality over your head: You weren't going to win.
The week of hellish Thanksgiving travel is almost upon us, when news crews will descend upon airports everywhere for their epic updates from the front line: "Breaking, breaking! The airport is really crowded, you guys!"
Dough it up big time! November 12 is National Pizza with Everything Day!
What better way to start a week than by thinking about pizza? And today isn't just any ordinary pizza day -- it's pizza with EVERYTHING day.