Mark Cuban makes people happy.

He made the Mavericks happy by buying them and turning them into winners.

He made the Phoenix Suns happy by chasing off Steve Nash before he won back-to-back MVPs.

He made the Golden State Warriors happy by running off Don Nelson before last year's playoffs.

He made the New Jersey Nets happy by taking Jason Kidd off their hands.

Cuban is trying to make the Cubs happy by trying to buy them.

I don't think Chicago wants to be that happy.

Cuban made Avery Johnson happy by firing him.

Avery's always had too much class for Cuban anyway.

And Cuban could make Mavs fans happy by firing himself.

Sell the team and just go away.

That would make me happy.

I'm tired of Cuban's childish whining every time the ref blows a whistle.

I'm tired of Cuban's spoiled brat basketball.

I'd like to see Mark Cuban go.

And Mark, take Jerry Jones with you.